comedy

 

ஆசிரியர்;இரண்டாம் உலகபோர் ஏன் நடந்தது???
மாணவன்; முதல் உலகப்போர் ஒழுங்கா நடந்திருக்காது சார்..அதை க்ரெட் பண்ண இரண்டாம் உலகபோர் நடந்திருக்கலாம்

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கயல்விழி : 10 வருஷத்துக்கு முன்னே என்னைக் காதலித்துக் கை விட்டவரை இப்பக் கல்யாணம் பண்ணி இருக்கேன்.

தர்ஷினி ஸ்ரீ : என்ன இருந்தாலும் உனக்குப் பழி வாங்குற உணர்ச்சி ஜாஸ்திதான்!

Dad: Yenda solratha kekka matenkra

Son: neenga solratha ellam keka mudiyathu. Nanum Sambathikiren.

Dad: unakku naalu maadu vaangi kuduthathu thappa pochu.. Unnai ellam BE,MBA,MCA,M.sc ,M.com,B.sc, B.com nu ethavathu padikka vachu theru theruva alaiya vitu irukanum da.

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A boy Called FM radio & Said:

" I have found a purse with 15000 Rupees, a credit card & an I.D Card of

Ms.MANJU,No.13 Halls Rd, Chennai.

Fm: How honest sir? So you want to return her purse?

Boy: No.. I just wanted to dedicate her a song..

" Nandri Solla Unakku varthai illai enku" :-).

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Only 842 girls r left for every 1000 boys.

Save girls.

We can save the tigers later.

Puli kutti venuma?

Pulla kutti venuma? Yosinga...

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Most Award Winning Dialogs.

Do or Die -Gandhiji.

Unal mudiyum thambi -Bharathi..

Varaadha padippa

vaa vaa na...

epdi varum.?

-Dhanush

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SIR: Poi syllabus vaangittu vaada...

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STUDENT:Sir Tamilnadu fulla ketten

Citybus irukunran

Airbus irukunran

Expressbus irukunran

point-point bus irukunran

Deluxbus irukunran

ACbus kuda irukunran Aana Neenga ketta

sylla'BUS'

mattum illendran...

-> DIPPOlaye Illaiyaam->

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(T)error quote:

I will never marry in my life and

I'll give the same advice to my children also...!

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Mr.Bean was at a bus stop.

He saw a lorry going by pulling another lorry with a rope.

Dhoni started laughing.

He said,

Oru kayira kondu poga rendu lor

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In future,hw wil i identify ur kid in classroom?

Its simple,

i'l check who's erasing his notes wen teacher is cleaning blackboard!

The legend is back.
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"Dont waste Time by thinking about ur Past r Future.!

Beter kill some Mosquitoes in that time..

So that U can sleep Better.!

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Every Students Gets Opporunity to sleep in Class hrs.

But few students Miss thos Beautiful Moments.

And those Idiots are known as

Toppers!

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Once a group of men went 2 yatra

Their guru said,

"Dont get distracted.

if u see a beutiful girl,just close ur eyes n say HARI OM

2-3day later,

1of them said 'HARI OM'

and every1 reaction was

"enga? enga?".

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AFTER ENGAGEMENT

HE: Yes, I waited so long for this

SHE: Do U want me to leave?

HE: No don't even think of it

SHE: Did U love me?

HE: Yes I did, I'm doing & I'll do

SHE: Did U ever cheat me?

HE: I'll die than doing it

SHE: Will U kiss me?

HE: Surely, that's my Pleasure

SHE: Will U hurt me?

HE:no never.I Won't do that.

SHE:will u live with me upto death.

AFTER MARRIAGE.

Read reversely.

Its interesting read it...:)

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 Today pazhamozhi:

1. Oru Paana Sothukku

oru Kunda kolambu

2. Thambi udayar.

Annan Settiyar

3. Uraan Pillaya Ooti Valartha

Un Pondati

una Santhega Paduva...

4.nalla maatukku 5 kilo punnaku

5.tholl koduppan karikada bai

6.kattrullapothe thoongividu current pona thookam varadhu...


Try2 understand me & dnt disturb me,

Leave me alone.

Last nyt i didnt sleep thinking of u.

So dont play with my life Plz..

Mr.Bean talking to mosquito..
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ஒரு நாள் மாலை நேரம் ஒரு பையனும், ஒரு பொண்ணும் Bike-ல போய்கிட்டு இருந்தாங்க !
தீடீரென்று அவன் Bike-யை நிறுத்தினான்,
அந்த
பொண்ணு ; ஏன் ?
அவன்
அவள் முகத்தை நெருங்கினான்,
அவள்
வெட்கப்பட்டாள்,
அவள்
காதில் 3 வார்த்தைகள் சொன்னான்,
என்ன
வார்த்தை தெரியுமா?
"
பெட்ரோல் இல்லடி இறங்கு",
அந்த
பொண்ணு ; !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If u think your

dad,

mom,

teacher or boss is strict or harsh on you..

wait for a wife..

You would love them all..!

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Doctors after operation &

Students after semester exam..

"Evalavo try pannom mudiyala,

ipothaiki ethuvum solla mudiyathu"
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Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?
.
.
.
.
Scientific Studies Have Proved That
.
.
"SHOPPING"
Never Causes HEART
ATTACKS,
But
PAYING The "BILLS" Does..
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Side effects of studying more-
A guy went to a hotel.
He wanted to see d menu,
bt he forgot wat
it was called.

So he asked-waiter,

syllabus illaya..
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Valarum Thalaimurai Medhu GOVT Evlavu Akarai Katudhu

TamilNatula Totala
4027 Library um,
6936 Tasmac um Iruku.
Ipa Solunga Nanga
Pa(Ku)dikava..?
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Fantastic Answer For;
Not Atten a Call to urs?
.
.
.
.
I Was Dancing On My Ringtone.!
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When I was a kid,
I said:
"I'll be a teacher"
I was proud & my parents were laughing,

Now I say:
"I'm a teacher"
My parents r proud & I am laughing..
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If u want 2see d biggest terrorism in d world,
Take some1'z mobile & delete all the contacts.

Then see tat person & just give a smile
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Girl: Appa Nethu oru Paiyan Enaku Love Leter Kuduthan pa.

Sardar: Sari Viduma,
Indha Kalathu Pasanga oru Taste Iladhavanga..

Girl: !?!?

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Wife: Ungaluku Rani nu Erkanave Oru Wife Irukanu Yen Enkita Solala..?

Hus: Solalaya..!

Unna Rani Madhiri Parthupenu Annaike Sonane di..!

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Xcelent Proverb:

"Everybody wants to go to Heven bt No one is ready to die"

In our language:

"Everybody wants to pass bt no one is ready to study"

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 College Cantenla Saapidum podhutha Amma Arumai theriyum,

Aana,

Futurela

Wife Samachatha Sapidum Pothuthan Canten arumai Puriyum..!

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A bus ful of Housewifes met wit an accident n al died.

Al d husbands cried for a week. 1man was cryng for a mnth,

bcoz

His wife missed d bus..

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